Baron Vaughn explains what happens every time he tries to remember any useful information.
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
teen wolf: quote posters
the holy trinity
chris evans chris hemsworth chris pratt
new favourite insults:
- absolute bagel
- useless paperclip
- first bread slice
- yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
- tangled headphone cord
- ketchup pre-cum
I got all the way through this before I realized it wasn’t a list of the members of one direction, and I’m still not completely convinced that it isn’t.
Lois Griffin (via fawun)
Understanding this concept is probably the only reason I know longer have weight issues. Instead of thinking that I should be thinner to look nicer, I’ve got it in my head that thinner=more compliant and over my dead body is that ever happening.
Huginn or Muninn being uncooperative